You say it was stolen approximately around or before 10:30 p.m. that night. Right?
[ And should that be reiterated by the officer? ]
Right.
[ His arms cross. ]
Are you aware of Miss Kamisato's occupations? One as a preschool teacher for— [ Insert name of local school here. ] —?
[ He sounds...very professional right now. Sterner. Wordier than normal. His usual penchant for shortening his sentences or skipping over verbal starters nowhere to be found. ]
And how on the night the... [ Grimace. ] Giant penis statue— [ They're really arguing over a stolen dick. ffs that's it. He's nipping this in the bud. ] —was stolen, she was tending to a parent-teacher conference?
[ If the cop has anything to say? It's cut off. It's drilling time. ]
Meaning by the time she was finished with every parent, she would have had to have packed her bags, walked home, walked all the way across to the other side of town just to steal a seven foot tall statue, and figure out a way to haul it home without anyone noticing.
[ Oh? Got something else to say to that? Sorry. He's not done. Cut. ]
Meaning that it's physically impossible for her to be your suspect.
[ CUT. ]
Did you have a search warrant? [ Oh what's this in my pocket? Nothing just some—CUT. ] I thought so.
Are you gonna let Miss Kamisato go? Or do I hafta get the government to step in with this investigation? [ Dangerous look in his eyes now. ] More specifically, your "suspect"'s brother.
[ Wait... That Kamisato Ayato?! But more importantly, with an unrattled swordsman staring the cop down, they must ask just exactly who this man is to have provided all this information and testimony on Ayaka's behalf. ]
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Date: 2022-11-10 09:49 am (UTC)[ And should that be reiterated by the officer? ]
Right.
[ His arms cross. ]
Are you aware of Miss Kamisato's occupations? One as a preschool teacher for— [ Insert name of local school here. ] —?
[ He sounds...very professional right now. Sterner. Wordier than normal. His usual penchant for shortening his sentences or skipping over verbal starters nowhere to be found. ]
And how on the night the... [ Grimace. ] Giant penis statue— [ They're really arguing over a stolen dick. ffs that's it. He's nipping this in the bud. ] —was stolen, she was tending to a parent-teacher conference?
[ If the cop has anything to say? It's cut off. It's drilling time. ]
Meaning by the time she was finished with every parent, she would have had to have packed her bags, walked home, walked all the way across to the other side of town just to steal a seven foot tall statue, and figure out a way to haul it home without anyone noticing.
[ Oh? Got something else to say to that? Sorry. He's not done. Cut. ]
Meaning that it's physically impossible for her to be your suspect.
[ CUT. ]
Did you have a search warrant? [ Oh what's this in my pocket? Nothing just some—CUT. ] I thought so.
Are you gonna let Miss Kamisato go? Or do I hafta get the government to step in with this investigation? [ Dangerous look in his eyes now. ] More specifically, your "suspect"'s brother.
[ Wait... That Kamisato Ayato?! But more importantly, with an unrattled swordsman staring the cop down, they must ask just exactly who this man is to have provided all this information and testimony on Ayaka's behalf. ]