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sultanofsquat

What was stolen? And what time?

[ Clear. Matter of fact. Cloud wants to get to the bottom of this as badly as the authorities do. But he waits for his opportune moment. ]

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mistsplitter

[ The cop checks the report again so he can reiterate the facts properly.

He first talks about the Iyarashii Ryu, the shop in Shinjuku that is owned by a travelled old woman. Bla bla bla, then he shows Cloud a photographic print of the entrance of the shop. See? Giant dick.

Then he shows another photo of the entrance without the statue outside!

"This was reported to us at 10:30 pm, and the police in Shinjuku were at the scene by 10:40 pm."

Then, another photo of what might be familiar to Cloud— the garden of the Kamisato Estate. Though it may take some time to figure out where exactly in the estate this is, given the lack of colour. The statue sits underneath the giant tree in the garden.

"Eyewitnesses reported at around 5:47 am of a figure leaving the estate. The neighbours thought it suspicious, so we requested entry from Miss Kamisato. It was then we found what was reported in the news.

Since our suspect is in Kyoto, we've requested Shinjuku police that we handle this for now."

Ayaka listens the whole time, looking away when the policeman mentions entering the estate. It's true that that was what happened, but she had just gotten out of bed and was preparing tea when she heard voices outside. ]

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sultanofsquat

A giant di- [ Exasperated sigh goes here. Why would they even think that someone like Ayaka would even want that?! Why would she compromise her brother's status in this world, let alone her own? But he still listens nonetheless as he observes the photos, brow furrowed as he patiently scrutinizes the pictures.

They even invaded the privacy of her home... But thinking about it...from a logical standpoint. They have to start somewhere. It only made sense that they had to question the homeowner if a stolen statue was found in her estate. A suspect? Yes. Guilty? No. But it stands to reason they at least needed to get their facts straight and question whoever was involved. Hence the reason why Ayaka was being kept here since this morning. ]

I see.

[ Too bad Cloud doesn't give a shit. ]

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sultanofsquat

You say it was stolen approximately around or before 10:30 p.m. that night. Right?

[ And should that be reiterated by the officer? ]

Right.

[ His arms cross. ]

Are you aware of Miss Kamisato's occupations? One as a preschool teacher for— [ Insert name of local school here. ] —?

[ He sounds...very professional right now. Sterner. Wordier than normal. His usual penchant for shortening his sentences or skipping over verbal starters nowhere to be found. ]

And how on the night the... [ Grimace. ] Giant penis statue— [ They're really arguing over a stolen dick. ffs that's it. He's nipping this in the bud. ] —was stolen, she was tending to a parent-teacher conference?

[ If the cop has anything to say? It's cut off. It's drilling time. ]

Meaning by the time she was finished with every parent, she would have had to have packed her bags, walked home, walked all the way across to the other side of town just to steal a seven foot tall statue, and figure out a way to haul it home without anyone noticing.

[ Oh? Got something else to say to that? Sorry. He's not done. Cut. ]

Meaning that it's physically impossible for her to be your suspect.

[ CUT. ]

Did you have a search warrant? [ Oh what's this in my pocket? Nothing just some—CUT. ] I thought so.

Are you gonna let Miss Kamisato go? Or do I hafta get the government to step in with this investigation? [ Dangerous look in his eyes now. ] More specifically, your "suspect"'s brother.

[ Wait... That Kamisato Ayato?! But more importantly, with an unrattled swordsman staring the cop down, they must ask just exactly who this man is to have provided all this information and testimony on Ayaka's behalf. ]

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sultanofsquat

Or how about Kyushu officials when word gets out you unlawfully detained someone's wife.

[ And she's married under Oni jurisdiction?! ]

That answer your question?

[ ... okay now the shorter sentences are back. ]

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mistsplitter

[ Ayaka's never even seen Aether this intense, and she's seen him mad. Ayato being mad is different, and it's very different from Thoma. To see Cloud in a different light, regardless of the situation? She feels lucky. She's actually getting to know more about him!

The policeman looks at Ayaka and smiles, bowing profusely. "Well, Miss Kamisato, it seems like we won't need you detain you anymore! We're sorry for the trouble, but please keep your lines open in case we need to ask more things!"

With a nod to his partner, they just ask Ayaka to sign something and she's bidded goodbye, even handing her a nice... souvenir from the station!!! A notepad.

Ayaka doesn't really seem pleased with everything, but a Shirasagi Himegimi must do what a Shirasagi Himegimi should. Which is smile through it all. ]

Hopefully this matter will be resolved right away.

[ And for crying out loud, GET THE GIANT DICK OUT OF HER HOUSE

Once outside the police station, and away from much scrutiny? Ayaka can finally relax. Well, not completely, but she lets out a very tired sigh. ]

I'm sorry to make you come all the way here... I hope I didn't interrupt anything.

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sultanofsquat

[ And as Cloud patiently waits, arms crossed the whole time whilst the Shirasagi Himegimi courteously signs the document and is given her little 'souvenir', his expression doesn't shift in the slightest. He remains stern. Not impressed. ~~Not fully letting it sink in that he leaned into the whole "Trials Wife" thing to secure her release.~~ And with a short, curt nod once she's officially free to go, before he leaves the station, he turns around and calls them out. ]

I want that dick gone tonight.

[ " 〣( ºΔº )〣は-はい!" ]

— — —

You didn't. [ Away from the station, and alone with her again as they're free to walk home together, he's back to his more softer yet honest self with her. But rather than head straight home since the station's not that far from the estate, first things first. ] Wanna order something to take home?

I'm buying.

From:

mistsplitter

O- Oh, no... [ Ayaka's usually a lot more comfortable around Cloud, but she still feels bad about what happened. She'd been interrupted from her breakfast so she hasn't had anything to eat yet this morning when she was detained. She could use a snack! But she feels she's troubled Cloud more than enough for today.

She shakes her head. ]

That's quite alright. We don't have to get anything, unless there's something you want.

[ she's definitely holding back. Ayaka's going to be okay, Cloud! She'll get over this... but she also needs some time to be down about it. ]

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sultanofsquat

...

You sure, Ayaka?

[ He can feel a weight in his heart. But the fact he has her back and out of there in the first place is what he cares most about. ]

... [ He takes a step in to her, reaching to slip her hand in his and give it a squeeze. ] Alright. Let's go home.

[ ... but that doesn't mean he doesn't have a plan still. ]

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mistsplitter

Yes.

[ It's not quite a forced smile, but it is a small one nonetheless. When Cloud gives her hand a squeeze, she looks at their hands for a moment before squeezing back. This is already making her feel a lot better. ]

Mm... won't you stay for tea, when we get there?

[ She assumes they're headed to the estate first and not his place. ]

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sultanofsquat

I'll still for more than just that. [ A beat. ] If you want.

[ Yeah, Cloud's not planning on going anywhere until they're ready to call it a day. Or until he knows that she's going to be okay. ...preferably once he's made sure the team have indeed come to retrieve the statue. He wants to hear from Ayaka any time, but preferably not with a message that starts off with something like,

"Cloud... It's still here... (///￣￣///)" ]

After we've relaxed, we'll find out who was responsible.

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mistsplitter

I have not had a chance to speak with them, but they announced what they did on the network.

[ That they stole a statue! Though they didn't really say that they'd be putting the stolen statue elsewhere and not keeping it. ]

Oh... come to think of it? They wanted a chocobo.

[ '^'!! She looks up at him as they wall. ]

It could be that you know these individuals responsible.

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sultanofsquat

Really now.

[ With his free hand, he pulls out his magi-comm, having perfected flipping through things with one hand to turn it on. He's listening to her as she explains, such as when they mention wanting a chocobo? That...narrows things down quite a bit. ]

Couldn't be Noct...

[ Kidding? Maybe. Pulling a prank like this? Is this his way of getting back at him for the accursed sext last month? No. It's not. He knows this. Which is why as he replays the video of the anonymous man attempting to do their best Tseng impersonation... ]

Edited Date: 2022-11-11 05:11 am (UTC)

From:

sultanofsquat

.....

[ A long, exasperated sigh as he puts the magi-comm back in his pocket. ]

From:

mistsplitter

I have some words I need to say to this individual.

[ Whoever it is, anyway!! They made a mistake making an enemy out of the Kamisatos. ]

Perhaps I'll watch what they posted again and try to make conversation.

From:

sultanofsquat

Feel free. But, [ He gives her a look that doesn't look impressed. Not impressed at the culprit he's got in mind, anyway. ] I might already have an idea.

From:

mistsplitter

Should I be worried?

[ She doubts he would say "yes" to that, but... ]

I only know you, Zack, and Aerith from your world. Though I did speak briefly to someone about chocobos, too. [ Noctis! ] I wonder if my brother would know anyone else...

I don't think we did anything wrong.

[ That would warrant being framed for theft, anyway. ]

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sultanofsquat

Nope. [ A beat. ] If my hunch is right, anyway.

[ As for who it can be? Well, it's best that he fill Ayaka in as well as he knows anyway. He still has yet to meet anyone from Eorzea, but, ]

Well, let's count.

Noctis and Prompto are from another world, but they have chocobos... There's me, Zack, Aerith, Tifa, Sephiroth— [ ... he doesn't laugh. But he does crack a half-smile. Because even if their relationship here is solely one of mutual training, and he has a score to settle with the one back home? Hopefully Ayaka sees the absurdity, ] Definitely not Sephiroth.

[ Man. Imagine Sephiroth hauling a 7 foot tall dick to the estate going, "I've thought of a wonderful present for Cloud." Okay smile gone. ]

Then there's Rufus Shinra. The Turks. Tseng, Rude, and...

[ Unless he's missing anyone else whose arrived without his knowing it? His tone goes flat when he says, ]

Reno.

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mistsplitter

[ Oh! That Shinra fellow - Cloud's mentioned him before! Ayaka is a stranger to the rest of the ones Cloud has mentioned, though if she were being honest, she'd be very hesitant to try and get to know Sephiroth. Rufus, too.

Now... when he makes a face upon mentioning a name? She can't help but make a face, too. One of confusion. ]

... is something the matter?

[ Obviously, for Cloud to react that way. ]

Do you think this was caused by that Reno fellow?

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sultanofsquat

Mm. [ He nods as they walk and talk. Even just being in her presence and having a conversation with her outside of the station...even if it's got to do with what happened? It's a welcome change. It's a familiarity that he's fallen into. ] You know how Zack is. He can kid around but he wouldn't pull a stunt like that. Tifa and Aerith are out of the question. Rufus and Tseng are too serious t—

[ He cuts himself off. ]

Look. Who asks for one trillion gil? Iunno what the exchange rate would be, but that's gotta be like asking for one trillion mora.

When Reno's not working, he's... Just. Yeah I'm 90% sure that's him.

[ Poor Cloud's talking himself through it as they go. aklfdjs And determining how he can get back at him. ...in a way that wasn't violent or caused serious rifts. But he ain't letting it slide no matter what. ]

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mistsplitter

...

[ But... even if they have an idea who did this, it still doesn't answer the other question. Why?

And this is going to bother Ayaka for a good while. ]

What does he look like? Maybe we've crossed paths and I just don't recall.

I must have made him angry in some way...

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sultanofsquat

Red hair, spiky, usually in a dark suit. He stands out.

[ Compared to the rest of the Turks anyway. ]

You? [ Make Reno angry? This Reno especially? ] No. I don't think so.

And...that's what makes this whole thing stupid, if it's him.

From:

mistsplitter

I didn't get to do what I had planned today because of what happened.

[ She sighs heavily. They're nearing the estate at least, and the neighbours don't seem to be giving her any funny looks. Maybe news travelled fast that she's innocent! ]

Also... would it be alright if you kept this between us? I don't want Ayato to know.

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sultanofsquat

Yeah? What's that?

[ Maybe there'd still be time. It hasn't gotten dark yet. ]

Mm. [ He nods. ] The less he's gotta worry about, the better.

[ That and, well. Sparing Ayaka any further embarrassment. They'll tackle this situation later on, after they've had a chance to calm down. Cloud's already feeling calmer himself despite how thoroughly he dressed down the department. ]

From:

mistsplitter

I wanted to buy clothes for the winter.

[ She very well still can! But it's a train ride all the way to Shibuya. That's gonna take a lot of time... ]